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Keith Dion's two wieners

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my testicles caught fire

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American Discourse

The Hokey-Pokey

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1976

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Amazing Race Audition

VIDEO


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Some years back, Tom Rhodes had a falling out with a director who was putting together a documentary about him. Tom handed me a box of raw footage from that project and asked me if I could assemble something out of it. Here is what I produced (this is part one of three)..
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This is just me being a douche..
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I shot this at a bullfight in Portugal in the very early 90s. Pay close attention to the guy who grabs hold of the tail. 
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PHOTOGRAPHS






Babbling about something aboard the USS John C. Stennis on the 4th of July. Watch my short film of the event by clicking RIGHT HERE 


 
 


The following photos were taken during a Comics On Duty tour of Iraq. I don't remember who took which shot, but they were taken by Sarah Tiana, Danny Bevins, Dave Mishevitz and Rich Davis.


 

Danny and I being taken 

from the USS Chafee to 

the oil rigs in the 

Persian Gulf


Here, we're on one of the oil rigs in 135 degree heat, about to do a show in front of 12 dudes


 

Camp Anaconda, I think.

Dave is actually

levitating.



Sarah Tiana leaning on the "shaft of what-for". The military should use this shot in a recruitment ad.


 

The front door to 

Saddamville.


The Ziggurat at Ur. Birthplace of Abraham. This guy knows exactly where too, but he ain't talkin'.


 

Me giving the troops a chuckle.


Danny in the boxing ring at Camp Ashraf.


 




Matt Iseman took this shot of me and Mishevitz as we flew into Afghanistan





Another shot from Iseman's camera, this one of me and Curtis Fortier in our suite at Lashkar Gah


I stole this shot from Alberstadt's site. Another Afghanistan tour. Clockwise from top left is me, Danny Bevins, Tom Simmons, Keith Alberstadt and Dave Mishevitz