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Understanding Afghanistan

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The Starbucks Man

Lipstick off the Pig

last gasp of Git 'er done

The Luckiest Day

Slingin' the Slang

Vacuous

Religion

The Last Supper

Genesis redux

for the love of god

Rumi's 800th birthday

God & the Schmaltzy Turd

The Anti-Semitic Prick

Punching the Priest

My Valet

Jeffrey plunges an oar

Jeffrey's Revenge

Jeffrey, my manservant

Jeffrey reads the news

Travel

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Amsterdam to Paris

Breakfast in Amsterdam

Uppin' yer Ire

LETTERS

Letter to an ex-lover

Letter to Dr. Dishup

Letter to the Pope

First letter to Hillary

Letter to Barack Obama

Second letter to Hillary

letter to Rob Reiner

Letter to Soledad O'Brian

Letter To Lou Dobbs - CNN

Letter to CNN

Letter To Shawn McMaster

Letter to Diane Feinstein

Letter to Duke

Keith Dion

Keith Dion's two wieners

e-mail from Keith Dion

Hyperconsciously Keith

Letter to Keith Dion

Peanut Cheese

regarding Keith's dream

More Keith Dion

then Keith Dion got bored

yet another from Mr. Dion

The Grab Bag

Socrates

Tiger Woods&the Universe

my testicles caught fire

Sex for a Wise Guy

Democracy vs. Republic

Secession

String Theory

Freedom to Fascism

American Discourse

The Hokey-Pokey

The Bison Eaters

The Unicorn

1976

Testicularly Yours..

Senator Gravel

DIRECTOR'S REEL & Bio

Amazing Race Audition

VIDEO AND PHOTOS

VIDEO


Afghanistan


Buster & Salazar (trailer)


Buster & Salazar         
(out-takes)


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MONKS


  A Question


Portuguese 

Forcados


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PHOTOGRAPHS






Babbling about something aboard the USS John C. Stennis on the 4th of July. Watch my short film of the event by clicking RIGHT HERE 


 
 


The following photos were taken during a Comics On Duty tour of Iraq. I don't remember who took which shot, but they were taken by Sarah Tiana, Danny Bevins, Dave Mishevitz and Rich Davis.


 

Danny and I being taken 

from the USS Chafee to 

the oil rigs in the 

Persian Gulf


Here, we're on one of the oil rigs in 135 degree heat, about to do a show in front of 12 dudes


 

Camp Anaconda, I think.

Dave is actually

levitating.



Sarah Tiana leaning on the "shaft of what-for". The military should use this shot in a recruitment ad.


 

The front door to 

Saddamville.


The Ziggurat at Ur. Birthplace of Abraham. This guy knows exactly where too, but he ain't talkin'.


 

Me giving the troops a chuckle.


Danny in the boxing ring at Camp Ashraf.


 




Matt Iseman took this shot of me and Mishevitz as we flew into Afghanistan





Another shot from Iseman's camera, this one of me and Curtis Fortier in our suite at Lashkar Gah


I stole this shot from Alberstadt's site. Another Afghanistan tour. Clockwise from top left is me, Danny Bevins, Tom Simmons, Keith Alberstadt and Dave Mishevitz