February 11, 2008
Reaching for the last slice of banana nut bread, I cursed Jeffrey for putting so many of them on my tray. Why, the insolence of it! How dare he assume that I would shovel every last crumb of that orgasmic, ambrosial brick into my bloated, burping kisser. I decided I would give him a stern redressing on the matter as soon as I finished shoveling the last crumb of that orgasmic ambrosial brick into my bloated, burping kisser.
"Will there be anything else, sir?"
"Yes, of course there will be something else, Jeffrey. Isn't there always something else? Do you suppose your duties to be completed for the day?"
"No, sir, I only wished to.."
"Well stop wishing and get along with your morning duties."
"Very good, sir. The news this morning is rather dire."
"Go on."
"Well, sir, it seems the former Italian President, Francesco Cossiga, said in an interview with Italy's most widely read newspaper, Corriere Della Sera, that the attacks of 9/11 were an inside job conducted by the CIA and Mossad for the purposes of justifying the militarized reorganization of energy resources in the Middle East, and that this is now common knowledge among global intelligence agencies."
"He said that?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, that should put a line through his name on the next Bilderberg invitation list. What else is happening?"
"The Washington Post is reporting that the U.S. government indirectly encourages incompetence and inefficiency in the Iraqi government because that keeps reconstruction projects from moving forward, which leaves increased oil revenues piling up in the Federal Reserve Bank of New York where they are rolled over and invested in U.S. treasuries."
"Hmmm...well, is that so bad, Jeffrey?"
"American troops are being killed so that bankers can make more money, sir."
"Yes yes, of course, I forgot about that. Well, what else?"
"The Global Research Center is reporting that the reason why FEMA could not respond immediately to the Hurrican Katrina disaster was because humanitarian efforts are no longer part of its job description under the Department of Homeland Security. FEMA camps are now designated as detention centers for large numbers of American citizens during times of "potential unrest" such as when martial law is imposed after the next false flag, 9/11-type event."
"My, this is dire news, isn't it? What does it all mean?"
"It means the men behind the curtain have seized control of the government, dismantled the middle class, turned our inalienable rights into retractable privileges, wrist-locked us into a bankrupting foreign policy, and transfered all of our assets to international banks."
"But why, Jeffrey?"
"Dominance, sir. The individual is dead. State boots crushing serf skulls. 1913 to 2013 - a one hundred year plan for the completion of a one world government to be ruled by the banking families who understood the benefits of long term investment."
"OK, that's all well and good, but what's this business of giving me all those slices of banana bread?"
"Freedom is ending, sir. Time to enjoy."
"Ah, well, if you put it that way, I think I will have another slice. Perhaps the news is not so dire after all."
"Sleep well, sir."
Copyright 2008 John Bizarre
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