April 18, 2008
Dear Pope Benedict XVI,
What's up, ya nazi bastard?
I'm kidding! I know I know, that was a long time ago and you were only 14 years old and you wanted to fit in with all the other goose-stepping Jew-haters. "Daddy, can I join the Hitler Youth and go on a Jew Hunt?" "OK, Joey, but don't get any blood on your lederhosen."
Anyway, I caught your homily at Nationals Park on Thursday. Booooooooooring! Dude, where did you study public speaking? What a snore-fest. Hey, why don't you watch some old Hitler speeches for some tips? Oh, he was an evil pig for sure but at least he knew how to captivate an audience. Move around a little, throw a stiff arm in the air once in a while, blame a particular religious or ethnic group for our economic woes. Pick it up, pappy.
I especially enjoyed when you got in our faces with this sentence: "One thinks of the injustices endured by the native American peoples and by those brought here forcibly from Africa as slaves."
Yes, one thinks of that, doesn't one? One certainly does. You know what else one thinks of? One thinks of how thousands of little boys around the world have been ass-fucked by scumbag priests who couldn't keep their dicks under their skirts. One also thinks of the Catholic Church finding out about these rapes and, rather than bringing the monsters to legal justice, embarking on a deliberate campaign to cover it up by shuffling them from parish to parish where, incidentally, new rapes would occur.
One thinks of that as well. When confronted with this horror, you have said, "No words of mine could describe the pain and harm inflicted by such abuse." Really? Why not try? Open up a dictionary and pick out a couple of words that might begin to describe the pain. Show me that you really care. Show me that you have taken the time to actually think about what each little boy must have gone through as the one man in his community who he thought he could trust was bending him over the altar and ripping open his shit hole.
Let some of that show in your eyes, because I'm not seeing it. All I see is the CEO of a dying cult concerned about his company's dwindling income.
The human race has had about enough of you Christians. The Inquisition, witch burning, sex with children...what the fuck is the matter with you people?
Go home and take your bullshit with you.
with love and affection,
John Bizarre
Copyright 2008 John Bizarre
