February 8, 2008
Diane Feinstein
United States Senator from California
Washington, D.C.
Dear Senator,
Thank you for your response to my e-mail addressing Congressman Wexler's efforts to initiate impeachment hearings for Vice President Cheney. I sent a similar e-mail to the other senator from California but she has refused to respond, probably because she still has a bee in her bonnet about the bitch-slap I gave her that night in Las Vegas many years ago when she and I hooked up at the Riviera bar and then snuck into a Motel 6 for a few hours of hot, sloppy, monkey sex. She's a goddamn animal, that one, and should be kept away from the general public, if only for sanitary reasons. Next time you talk to ol' beaver chops, tell her that I still have a scar on my crank from those rattling, loose dentures of hers.
I am disappointed that you consider impeachment hearings to be "too divisive" for our country to handle right now. It's a pity that you think Americans are too fragile to engage in spirited debate, too delicate to discuss the implications of a rogue Executive branch, too feeble to talk about criminals taking responsibility for their crimes.
This country was BUILT on fucking arguments, lady. How do you think the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the Bill of Rights were written? They were written after hours and hours of people arguing about what's right and what's wrong and how we should word laws so that self-appointed kings cannot get away with exactly the kind of bullshit that the present White House occupiers have been getting away with for seven mind-numbing years.
You think your legislative office gives you the right to insult my fellow Americans by calling them a bunch of pussies who can't handle a good fight? Go screw. At least your colleague had the decency to actually look me in the eye before taking a bite out of my cock.
Despite your lack of confidence in the American spirit, We, the People, are strong enough to disagree about the merits of an impeachment, and resilient enough to remain unified as a nation. Give us a little credit, you pandering political fraud.
My love to ol' beaver chops,
but none for you,
John Bizarre
Copyright 2008 John Bizarre
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