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The Starbucks Man

Lipstick off the Pig

last gasp of Git 'er done

The Luckiest Day

Slingin' the Slang

Vacuous

The Last Supper

Genesis redux

for the love of god

Rumi's 800th birthday

God & the Schmaltzy Turd

The Anti-Semitic Prick

Punching the Priest

Jeffrey plunges an oar

Jeffrey's Revenge

Jeffrey, my manservant

Jeffrey reads the news

Amsterdam to Budapest

Amsterdam to Paris

Breakfast in Amsterdam

Uppin' yer Ire

Letter to an ex-lover

Letter to Dr. Dishup

Letter to the Pope

First letter to Hillary

Letter to Barack Obama

Second letter to Hillary

letter to Rob Reiner

Letter to Soledad O'Brian

Letter To Lou Dobbs - CNN

Letter to CNN

Letter To Shawn McMaster

Letter to Diane Feinstein

Letter to Duke

Keith Dion's two wieners

e-mail from Keith Dion

Hyperconsciously Keith

Letter to Keith Dion

Peanut Cheese

regarding Keith's dream

More Keith Dion

then Keith Dion got bored

yet another from Mr. Dion

Socrates

Tiger Woods&the Universe

my testicles caught fire

Sex for a Wise Guy

Democracy vs. Republic

Secession

String Theory

Freedom to Fascism

American Discourse

The Hokey-Pokey

The Bison Eaters

The Unicorn

1976

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Senator Gravel

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Buster & Salazar

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This is the opening scene from my first feature, made in 2003, called Buster & Salazar, a film with a total budget of around six thousand dollars, although I don't know where that money went because I can't see any of it in the film. For a number of reasons, mostly having to do with my own insecurity, I never officially released this film. But maybe it's time..